Life As I Know It

spacetwinks:

psssst. hey kid. you want some fanfic? i got the good stuff. yeah, your favorite pairing, with that crazy ass kink you don’t want anyone to know about. first hit’s free, then you have to start leaving me reviews

sodamnrelatable:

My parents:

People at school:

My friends:

People on tumblr:

 

best-of-funny:

shegsybellsshegsybells:

emmagraceful:

so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”

and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it

and then he kissed it

the child is the chosen one

X 

best-of-funny:

tentacrab:

“did you get enough sleep?”

X

best-of-funny:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

X

the-stench-of-that-impala:

I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection

riddle-my-hiddles:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

soo-gay:

weaponizedwit:

loki-d-myovaries:

#i’d crash and die

#please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver

#Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road

imagine if loki voices a gps though

#NO I SAID LEFT YOU MEWLING QUIM #NO YOU PATHETIC CREATURE #GO STRAIGHT OR YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY WRATH #HOLD UP IS THAT A HORSE

whoquote:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

curtisthehuman:

elasticat:

lorellashray:

aurayafrost:

cobainesque:

finch:

if you’re viewing this blog in the year 3000 note that i am 100% in favor of robot/human marriage

#preemptively getting on the right side of history

Do we live underwater yet?

shout out to all the great great great grand daughters - you’re pretty fine.

is the seventh album out yet

has season 3 aired yet?

is destiel canon

Is the doctor ginger yet

Have fandoms taken over the world, including politics, completely yet? 

best-of-funny:

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

X

timeywimeywinchesters:

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative

allonsyforever:

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.

Just taking attendance!

Slytherin click here

Ravenclaw x

Hufflepuff x

the-winchester-initiative:

I love how the Supernatural fandom constantly jokes about how Sam needs a haircut but when he finally does they sob and question humanity

sodamnrelatable:

best-of-funny:

thordoftherings:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

X

sodamnrelatable:

godtissumbrella:

avengethewholockians:

serverussnape-always:

• Is that John Green
• Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
• Sherlock fandom u ok
• Can you spot the vegan
• Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
• Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Don’t forget: was that an out take or an actual scene of supernatural.

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]