psssst. hey kid. you want some fanfic? i got the good stuff. yeah, your favorite pairing, with that crazy ass kink you don’t want anyone to know about. first hit’s free, then you have to start leaving me reviews
People at school:
People on tumblr:
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
imagine if loki voices a gps though
#NO I SAID LEFT YOU MEWLING QUIM #NO YOU PATHETIC CREATURE #GO STRAIGHT OR YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY WRATH #HOLD UP IS THAT A HORSE
if you’re viewing this blog in the year 3000 note that i am 100% in favor of robot/human marriage
Do we live underwater yet?
shout out to all the great great great grand daughters - you’re pretty fine.
is the seventh album out yet
has season 3 aired yet?
is destiel canon
Is the doctor ginger yet
Have fandoms taken over the world, including politics, completely yet?
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
I love how the Supernatural fandom constantly jokes about how Sam needs a haircut but when he finally does they sob and question humanity
- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Don’t forget: was that an out take or an actual scene of supernatural.
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]
- The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
- Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
- Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
- LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
- Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
- Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
- Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
- Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
- Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
- Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
- Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
- Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
- UK Helplines:
- Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
- Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
- Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: email@example.com
- Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 firstname.lastname@example.org
- b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: email@example.com
- b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
- Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
- Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
- Drinkline: 0800 9178282
- Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail email@example.com
- Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
- India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
- India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669